As I left Guys Hospital this evening, resplendent in a red Charlton Nike polo, I spotted a man in his thirties swinging his way towards me on crutches. He was wearing a new replica Millwall shirt which was hiding most of his tattoos. The Little Devil inside my head spoke to me and as I passed him I made an exaggerated mock kick to remove the nearest crutch.
The question is, did he have a sense of humour?
The question is, did he have a sense of humour?
Doubt it
ReplyDeleteIf your timing was wrong and you connected lol, I very much doubt it, but the visuals it gave me and I am sure other addicked cheered me up no end.
ReplyDeleteI would've got him with a preemptive strike! Knowing how they are (Bullies) they do much worse.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they will see the humour in their manager making public that Dany N'Guessan wanted to come and play for us.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you aren't wearing a crutch wrapped round your head suggests that, yes, he did have a sense of humour!
ReplyDeleteGet a life you anoraks!
ReplyDeleteCome on...enough of the Eastenders drum roll style suspension. What did the knuckle dragging spanner do?
ReplyDeleteMy faith in human beings was sadly tested. He rounded on me angrily screaming "fuck off, I'd do you if I didn't have these." Oh dear.
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