Thought I'd share this gem.
1) Go to Google Maps.
2) In "Directions" or "Get Directions," enter "New York, NY" as your starting point (A) and China as your destination (B).
3) You will see that it is a journey of 12,206 miles and that there are 145 steps in making it.
4) Follow the directions supplied down to step 31.
5) Try to keep a straight face.
Amused me all day yesterday.